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An executive hierarchy begets: Sport is for Suckers

Receptive Left Field

Today I have a treat for you. I purchased it from an obnoxious pair of Girl Scouts. Cookies. They are not vegetarian, but that doesn’t matter if you agree. If you don’t agree, it’s your shirt off your back. It’s pretty cold right now too. I don’t think you should be allowing your shirt to [...]

Posted on April 22nd, 2006 | Sport is for Suckers | Comments (0)

Play State

As a burgeoning NBA diehard, I feel obligated to comment on these upcoming playoffs. But first, a word about my methodology. I’ve watched only one full game this year: 81. I downloaded it on bittorrent. My entire knowledge set is based on video highlights I’ve watched nightly on a propaganda machine called NBA TV Broadband. [...]

Posted on April 21st, 2006 | Sport is for Suckers | Comments (0)

Cast

I watched the entire NBA season unfold before my eyes in the form of a highlight and a few thousand words. Actually, that’s not entirely true. I saw a few Timberwolves games. I saw a really good Houston team destroy Dallas without Dirk. But that’s all. Actually, I lied again. I also did a cartwheel. [...]

Posted on April 23rd, 2005 | Sport is for Suckers | Comments (1)

It’s a linear regression analysis

Today was full of exciting adventure. I woke up to a head pounding on a window outside. Or maybe it was just a head-pounding. Whatever it was, it hurt. To make matters worse, I was attempting to walk through the doorway when suddenly, it moved to the left and pounded my head. All in all, [...]

Posted on March 23rd, 2005 | Sport is for Suckers | Comments (0)