i’m entirely sure that you are right. but that’s a set of different words for a different space in time. instead, the light focuses on affliction. standing there behind a wooden tree, one wonders if affliction is playing the part or just a bit shy. “i see you.” it blushes. it leaps. it devours. me [...]
What brings out the devil in you?
I met the devil once. We communicated via instant messenger for 8 months in 2004. A meeting in St. Petersburg was set. I flew there and we raised hell. Afterward, I traded my soul for a pack of bubblegum. Mmmmmmmm boy, that was some good bubblegum. The devil turned [...]
I’m at the point where if I walk any further, I fear the needle will penetrate my foot and travel up my leg and into my stomach. It won’t go any further though because I had McDonald’s last night. There is always that point. It sits at the top. It’s a difficult climb toward the [...]
Who is Mike Jones? I keep asking myself this. Mike Jones? Mike Jones. Mike Jones. It’s such an easy name to say. Mike Jones. Dang, that was easy. Typing too. I just copy and paste. Mike Jones Mike Jones Mike Jones. Let’s get to the bottom of this. Mike Jones. It’s so familiar. I know [...]
One week and one day ago, I embarked on a pilgrimage through the heart of Cloquet. The aftermath required a large needle and several thousand feet of thread. I stitched it up though and now we can all say without embarrassment, “Cloquet has an operational system for transporting blood to and from the brain.” It’s [...]
J: See, the reason I walk down the frontage road is because I like to think about what the frontage road’s name might be. Most frontage roads don’t have names is why. So I make them up.
R: But doesn’t it take you longer to get here then?
J: Yeah, but it’s like I was telling… what’s [...]
I said rectal!
I’m going to kick your ass… or else.
Thinking of chocolate things looks a lot like trying to fart.
I beat the smile to the punch.
I want crunchy peanut butter toast.
I said crunchy peanut butter.
The bread or the peanut butter?
Nothing.
What are you writing?
I said, what are you writing.
Nothing. Nothing.
I got your post to my post [...]