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An executive hierarchy begets: Abe Absurdum

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He lays down lying in the middle of the road, arms straddling the dividing lines, a pillow has been added to his routine and his head sits loftily gazing downward on the sky. He counts the thoughts in his head, the unique thoughts, discriminating each into clusters of fruit, he’s hungry for a blueberry, his [...]

Posted on January 31st, 2009 | Abe Absurdum | Comments (0)

a story about edna webster

oh richard. i never knew you to be so coy. but now i do. i was reading this book at caribou and a woman walked up to me. she said that’s richard brautigan on your book. aghast it is said i. he is a very funny man. i read some of the poems in the [...]

Posted on December 13th, 2007 | Abe Absurdum | Comments (2)

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285 = a
308 = e
240 = i
270 = o
104 = u
e is a winner! all money on e!
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cld brwng nd wll dd sgr jst n cs
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Posted on October 20th, 2006 | Abe Absurdum | Comments (3)

Smile & Decadence

In a previous past, my face adorned all the currency of an Asian nation on Mars. A banner swept below my stubbled chin proudly proclaiming SPIDLE in all capital letters. I lived somewhere else at the time, but that didn’t stop me from discovering this oddity. It seems that a photograph of myself decided to [...]

Posted on April 10th, 2006 | Abe Absurdum | Comments (1)

The story in the hands

It must of been five minutes because that pasta is definitely thickening. Oh holy mother of Dubai! Absurdity is in full force this evening. You see, the first time I walked by that house there was this big dog that jumped out from behind the truck and oh my, Dubai is that milk on the [...]

Posted on March 12th, 2006 | Abe Absurdum | Comments (1)