dubai kind friend. when you ask yourself about the moon, just remember that you’re speaking about a very large rock. good tidings and large rock stars bless us from here to the bottom of the stairs. ontological damnation has risen from the depths of kool-aid, one limber arm has broken through the fabric of filmy [...]
Ontological Damnation is an exploration of the space between truth and fiction. An extrapolation of reality so many iterations redundant as to obfuscate the obscure and illuminate the mundane. Your author, Jason, makes no attempt to present a coherent, logical narrative. Instead, he relies strongly on the absurd aiming fiercely for nonsense though likely achieving [...]
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Posted on October 23rd, 2006
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Loveless
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Mohammed would say, “Hello Jason.” He used a nice voice. It was full of pink highlighters. Those are the best kind. I said, “Hello Mohammed.” He would nod. It was the sort of nod monks employed. He wasn’t a monk. It was pizza roll day. Such occurred on the third, fifth, sixth and eighth days [...]
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Posted on September 7th, 2006
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Spacetime
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He’s not from around here. You can tell by the beard. They don’t grow them that way in these parts. Inclined by corn / stalks the beard to the far end of the forest (where it drowns and dies). It may be easier to just the bumper stickers. It’s a persuasive argument made in five [...]
In a previous past, my face adorned all the currency of an Asian nation on Mars. A banner swept below my stubbled chin proudly proclaiming SPIDLE in all capital letters. I lived somewhere else at the time, but that didn’t stop me from discovering this oddity. It seems that a photograph of myself decided to [...]
Part I, Pre-Conference
A Post-Modern, Pre-Present Sawtooth Software Conference Live Blog, Anti-Live and ABSOLUTELY in Mono-Color from Delray Beach, Florida.
03.27 1524 – “Will the German Speed Skating Team please report to gate E4?” A ponderous question of the sorts that isn’t typically answered. I stand up and have a look around. To the right is a [...]
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Posted on April 6th, 2006
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GRV!
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Electrelane
Axes
At the moment, my head is pounding. I’ve had this headache the last couple days actually. It’s probably just the sudden removal of caffeine from my diet. I had been relying on it as a replacement addiction for cigarettes since I quit smoking. It worked well I think. I highly recommend it to all. It’s [...]
Yevgeni and Boris were sitting on the bench, just as they said the would be. I looked at my watch. 2:58. Damn, early again. They weren’t talking. Perhaps they are like me, and only begin to act when the time strikes whatever time was agreed upon. But then, why were they sitting at the bench. [...]
It’ll be ready tomorrow morning. How is it though, that something that was supposed to take me several hours is taking me just a few. I’m missing something here, I think. Something that has to do with weather or not the weather outside is spelled weather or weather. It could go either way. You told [...]
I watched the entire NBA season unfold before my eyes in the form of a highlight and a few thousand words. Actually, that’s not entirely true. I saw a few Timberwolves games. I saw a really good Houston team destroy Dallas without Dirk. But that’s all. Actually, I lied again. I also did a cartwheel. [...]