Ontological Damnation

We all know the story of the boogey(wo)man. He/she lives in the closet. Or under the bed. He/she comes out at night and gobbles you up. Or at least threatens to. We all think it’s done once we age. Like cheese, mold makes us immune. It’s the truth too. But that doesn’t mean the boogey(wo)man is gone. I’ve spoken to your boogey(wo)man. He/she is hurt that you turned moldy. He/she doesn’t have a closet/bed to sleep in/under. And in those closets and under those beds are scores and scores of particles of particles of dust and dust. The boogey(wo)man scientists believe that those particular particles contain vitamins and nutrients not found in other forms of dust; vitamins and nutrients that are essential to preventing cancer, both lung and eyeball, in boogey(wo)mans. So take a couple showers in a row. That should get rid of the mold.