Ontological Damnation

3 times a day, an ability to gamble, an inabilty to gamble, backwashing (both ways), balance understanding honesty, being in debt (not!), bowling on wednesday, bumming cigarettes from you, butter as lube, choke hugs, cumfarts, different!, downloading vaginas, eating 200 tongues, eating food and babies, el seed, fake first date, farting a lot, flowing blood (please!), forgetting envelopes, freeing farts/demons, fucking each other, gifts from mrs. mickey, happy bean, hotornotathon, listening to stolen music, madlibs, mazzy star, mirah, my blue suede monkey, neat!, not having lube, old man butts, oneofthesedays milkshake boom!, oral sex is yummy, peanut butter and jelly, playing with butt hair, procurring and obtaining wine, rathergood.com, red house painters, sex towels, showering together, sleeping in comfy beds, sleeping late(ly), smoking pot and/or cigarettes, sparkly the chimp, spoon!, stealing mya’s attention, stealing sam’s soda, stinking to empyrean, stoned water painting, strong vaginal muscles, supreme gut, the rez car, the sex mix, the tick, themadbomberwhatbombsatmidnight, this stupid journal, toaster the cat, tom waits, tornado dreams, trimming two-way, tropical fruit lips, walking 5 hours daily, word association games, writing silly things, yes! ja! si! oui!